Mom,

If you’ll stop entering hard returns in your blog posts, they’ll fill up the presentation area more appropriately (like this post), instead of being all “long and skinny” (like yours).  Make your blog entries as if you were typing in a word processor, not a typewriter.

I know I could have given you this instruction privately, but it was more fun to tease you publicly.  My little payback for that fact that, because of you, I go through life cringing at grammatical errors and improperly placed apostrophe’s (<- like that one, which I’m going to do for the rest of this post…  and did you like the sentence fragment?).

Oh, and remember that ‘Shift-Enter’ get’s you a new line, while ‘Enter’ by itself create’s a new paragraph.

I hope your friend’s are reading this…

Adam