First Day of School

After three days of “rest,” I finally began my

teaching schedule.  I teach on a campus about

an hour away, except for rush hour, which adds

another half-hour.  The amazing thing is that the

bus is new and air-conditioned.

The classroom is a decided improvement over

my experience last time–the students are about

the same.  Because most of them are “only” child-

ren, Chinese teens are socially very backward.

Several girls told me that their favorite TV show

is Tom and Jerry cartoons.  Their American

names, as written in my rollbook turned out to

be less odd than I thought when I realized what

they were trying to spell.  “Jennies” became

“Janice.”  A girl named “Kidult” explained that

even though she is an adult, she wants to re-

tain her childlike (kid) attributes.

There is a student monitor, I’m sure a Party

member, for every class.  In addition to assist-

ing the professors, they also relay information

back to the administration.  At the end of class

(3 hours), the monitor escorted me to the bus

stop where she and the Dean discussed my first

day’s performance in Chinese while we waited

for the bus.  That was very comfortable.  The

Dean and, for that matter, all the other faculty

members fell fast asleep before the wheels

started turning.  I’ve never seen people who

sleep more.  You have to wake up the vendor

to buy a banana at a fruit stand.

Today was mercifully cool and it even rained a

little this evening, making everything look and

smell fresh.

Tomorrow’s another “rest”day; then on Thursday

I teach for six hours.

Days 2 & 3

I went to Church yesterday and received a small

pink box filled with Dove chocolates.  The Branch

meets in a house in a gated community, but

they’re having to move because the neighbors

dislike all the traffic and noise.  I guess they’ve

built a small chapel of some sort, which is

almost finished.

Today I met with Dean Li to get my marching

orders.   Then I found the fabric market, and I

was in heaven!   Fabrics, trims, buttons, etc., and

tailors right there to whip up any design.

Some of the new trends I’ve noticed are couples

wearing matching shirts, and women of all

ages wearing leggings.  It’s a good look, but

don’t they know it’s hot here???

What hasn’t changed is their affinity for Mickey

Mouse and Hello Kitty.  I’ve also seen several

Betty Boop logos.  

Last Saturday in the park there were many

bamboo cages of birds hanging in the trees.

They’re not there now, so I guess the owners

take their birds to the park like we take our dogs.

It’s been a good day, but I’ll admit that it’s

kinda lonely here without Ben or Gage or even

crazy Shirley.

I start classes tomorrow, so that should keep me

more occupied.  I’ve asked to do volunteer work

in my downtime, but the answer is that the

Chinese want money, not manhours.

Day 1

I went skiing today, and I have a nasty bruise to

show for it.  The skiing itself wasn’t a problem–

real bunny hills–but getting to the escalator was

life-threatening.  The snow was artificial, of

course, and covered an assortment of foam

slabs, cement blocks, and wooden platforms.

While walking along, you would step off a solid

object (which you couldn’t see) and sink to your

knees.  Some of the tiny Chinese were nearly

buried.  I fell onto the corner of a cement cube,

which hurt like heck.  The others there (all

young) were surprised, however, to see that

I could ski.  I even helped them figure out the

tow rope to go to the top hill.

At the bottom of the hill was a large tree tree, lit

up like a Christmas tree.  Pretty fun.

And speaking of Christmas, young people wear

Tshirts will the strangest sayings on them.  Yes-

terday I saw a boy with a shirt that said,

“Christmas is for fruitcakes.”

It’s hot here, but yesterday had a nice breeze.

I have the beginnings of a great suntan!

Ni Hao

OK, I’m here and already hooked up to the internet.  Surprised, aren’t you?  Some things have changed:

I was driven from the airport in a minivan with leather seats, AIR CONDITIONING, and a young, female driver.

My room also has air conditioning!  It’s right next to our old room, Ben, on floor Wu, but the rooms have been greatly improved–hair dryers in the bathroom, no pink taffeta bedspreads, and carpeting that doesn’t predate the Qing dynasty.  I’m sure the mattresses are new, but were they as hard as plywood last time? 

Some things haven’t changed:

The keybox and key are still at the end of the hall, in case of a fire.  Since it’s Saturday, no music over the loudspeakers, but everyone’s out on the track, doing Tai Chi, playing badminton and soccer.  In the park across the street, they were even ballroom dancing at 6:30 a.m. on a Saturday.  The women wore dresses and heels, and many were dancing with female partners.

Oh, I spoke too soon….the music just came on over the outside loudspeakers.  Same tunes…  The dining room has been remodeled.  Now you pay cash per meal, but the menu’s the same.  Breakfast was rice gruel, an egg, dumpling, and hot Tang.

I have the day off to “relax,” so I’m headed out to find the indoor ski venue that I saw on a tourist map.  I’m sure that’s also new.

I wish I knew how to send you pictures, because we were kept on the plane for an extra hour while guys with white “haz-mat” suits boarded and checked our temperatures by lazer.  They were from the Health Dept., but looked pretty bizarre.

Having fun so far,

Love, Mom/Grandma/Dong Gu